the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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