So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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