butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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