I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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