this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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