Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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