Sry I called you an 8
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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