she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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