he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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