Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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