I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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