stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
