Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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