dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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