Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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