Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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