Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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