Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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