Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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