oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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