That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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