I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Holy sore nipples Batman
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
