I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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