doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I have fence marks all over my body
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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