You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive