Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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