Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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