the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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