well you can't waste a boner
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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