i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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