ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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