"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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