i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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