At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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