you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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