I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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