did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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