why didn't you poke me back
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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