is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize