we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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