You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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