The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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