Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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