I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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