I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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