So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Duck Duck Cougar?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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