stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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