Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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