Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
