A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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