i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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