Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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