I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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