My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
that may or may not have been my penis.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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